We’ve always been told that living under the yoke of the oxygen cycle is a good thing for all of humanity. Open your eyes! We’re the blind breathing slaves to the flora. And trees are the Kings of all Flora. The plot to the movie The Happening is only the tip for the danger that vegetation offers us. The reality is much closer to the movie The Ruins or The Beatles Help! Think of it this way, my conspiracy-ridden loyal readers, at any given time the green villains of the planet could cease to give up their oxygen until they watch us all choke to death on CO2! They have lulled us and all the fauna of this planet into a millions-of-years-old sense of complacency. To your chainsaws people! Throw off the yoke of the oppressor! Place the production of oxygen into our own hands; give the new-found jobs to people who need it, ’cause hey, the economy sucks.
What about “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”?
You’re right! I forgot about that one. It only goes to prove my point. Subconsciously we know not to trust plants. These are dyer times indeed!
I FUCKING KNEW IT. Those bastards. I know a guy with a chainsaw on a stick…
Careful you have to make sure the “stick” that the chainsaw is on is completely a dead pelt of a tree or else it might just be a sleeper agent looking to turn on you at any unexpected time…
I definitely sense a new direction with 12 Men in this comic, and I love it! Your art has improved – I love the raging tree at the end – and the whole thing had me laughing. Also greatly enjoyed the background gags that merged together like the squirrel and the sexy carrot, although I’m disturbed that I now want to see that whole calendar.
its in the mail…
What have you got against broccoli and cauliflower anyway? And without trees, there would be no apples or satsumas…
It all started when I was young and had an
anthropomorphized cauliflower named Fanny who was such a naughty nanny…
AHAHAHAHAHA
Due to the evil ones I couldn’t stray far from tissues today. “Allergies” is a code word for “The weaker humans who are more susceptible to the poisons.” That’s my guess at least.
wrought with conspiracies!
@hollie: sure it isn’t just a cold? I was sneezing all round the supermarket, not many plants in there.
did you happen to stray too near the produce?